"...Sometimes it's hard to be a woman..."

At the risk of being crass (ok, it's not a risk it's a definite,) I'm having one of those days where every time I sit down to pee, the stream does not go directly down. No, it decides to meander down my inner and rear thighs and then drip into the bowl in a random mess. How does that happen?! It's not like I decided to sit sideways on the bowl for a change - I sit in the same damn spot every time! I'm at a loss. And then I have to stand up and wipe the back of my thighs and the toilet seat. As if the deed wasn't humiliating enough. When my sister was pregnant with her first child, she told me how she once sat on the toilet and the stream shot out up and over the toilet. I considered getting her a T-shirt that says "I have a urethra and I know how to use it!" Amen, Tammy.